Writing Is Like Sex Because…

Writers are, I guess, good at similes? Writers on Twitter in particular are particularly good at the ‘writing is like sex’ simile.

https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/901571443082661889

UGHHHHH NOBODY WANTS THIS.

Never stop doing either, Kate.

https://twitter.com/justinaireland/status/901540228703412233

Not everyone can walk and chew gum at the same time.

It’s only lucrative if you’re extremely good or extremely lucky.

https://twitter.com/hannahblmnrch/status/901546827052220416

I’ve already read the draft of your novel, sir at the bar.

You can’t just put them any old where.

Ok that’s cheating but also that’s pretty apt.

https://twitter.com/sqiouyilu/status/901543644422742016

I meeeeeean it never hurts to try.

What are your favorite ‘writing is like sex because’ entries?

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