Our Favorite Shakespearean Insults

Rioters have put their minds together to come up with the most important list for Shakespearean scholars. That's right: feast your eyes on this list of some of the best Shakespearean insults, and keep them handy.

The Author Royal Rumble

Thomas Hardy looks up."What rhymes with spandex?" Virginia Woolf appears suddenly from under the ring. She climbs in, to stand behind Thomas. "Me," she says, and she pushes him over the top rope.