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4 Unhelpful but Hilarious Subject Headings for Romance Novels

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Casey Stepaniuk

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Known in some internet circles as Casey the Canadian Lesbrarian, Casey Stepaniuk is a writer and librarian who holds an MA in English literature and an MLIS. Topics and activities dear to her heart include cats, bisexuality, libraries, queer (Canadian) literature, and drinking tea. She runs the website Casey the Canadian Lesbrarian, where you can find reviews of LGBTQ+ Canadian books. She also writes a monthly column on Autostraddle recommending queer books called Ask Your Friendly Neighbourhood Lesbrarian. Find her on Twitter: @canlesbrarian, Litsy: CaseyTheCanadianLesbrarian, Goodreads: CaseyTheCanadianLesbrarian, and Facebook: Casey the Canadian Lesbrarian.

You’ve probably never paid attention to the subject headings for romance novels if you’ve gotten them from the library. You might not even know what a subject heading is! In the library world, subject headings—aka those official statements about the theme or topic of a book that you see in the library’s online record for a book—are a big deal. Ideally, subject headings help readers find the kind of books and information that they’re looking for. Some examples of subject headings are: “Canada—History—War of 1812” or “Hip Hop—New York (state)—New York.” These kinds of subject headings are very precise and helpful—you can click on them and see all the books at a given library on that topic! But when you’re talking about fiction, and romance in particular, subject heading are a little…well let’s just say interesting.

4 Unhelpful but Hilarious Subject Headings for Romance Novels |

The thing is, subject headings can be quite funny because they use this standardized and formal language even for informal topics. In other words, they usually don’t use natural language; they don’t sound like how people actually talk. What I’ve discovered in the last few months as I’ve been diving into reading romance novels for the first time (see my Book Riot article Has Internalized Misogyny Stopped Me from Reading Romance Novels My Whole Life? for more on that reading project) is that the subject headings applied to romance novels are not really the most helpful, but they are often very funny.

There seem to be a plethora of slightly different subject headings used to describe romance novels that are all saying the same thing—that this book is about two people falling in love—but using hilariously stiff language. Here are four of my favorite ones that I’ve encountered so far.

Mate selection—Fiction

This was the first romance subject heading that I came across; it sparked the idea for this post, actually. I very much enjoy how it makes romance novels sound like an anthropological study of primates and their mating habits. I mean, humans have like 95% the same DNA as chimpanzees, so why not?

love-triangle-romance-book-coverTriangles—Interpersonal Relations—Fiction

I believe this is just a fancy and convoluted way of saying love triangle (see Heart to Heart by Ife Oshun for an example of this virtually unknown topic [wink]). It may be up for interpretation, however. Let me know what you think it means.

Dating (Social Customs)—Fiction

Maybe people hundreds of years in the future will use this subject heading when they want to find out what dating was like in the early 21st century. And hey, this romance subject heading is possibly being used by contemporary readers who are reading romance in order to get real life tips on dating? Who hasn’t learned a thing or two from a romance book that they’ve applied to their real dating life?

a gentleman in the street alisha raiInterpersonal Attraction—Fiction  

Is this a very prim and proper way of saying there are two (or more) people who want to have sex with each other in this book? I think so. (PS: check out Alisha Rai’s A Gentleman in the Street for a prime example of “interpersonal attraction.”)