Ahh, middle school — that time in your life you probably wouldn’t relive even for a million dollars. The first time you have different teachers for each subject. When you have a mix of classmates you grew up with and new kids from other schools. When every day it feels like your body has some new horrifying development to contend with. When your best friend is also your worst enemy, and meanwhile the kid you never spoke to turns out to share all of your interests. When you’re just old enough to know how the world works and yet too young to be allowed to do anything about it.
If you’re an adult and you hear the phrase “middle schooler,” you likely have one of two strong reactions: AHHHHH!!! or AWWWWW. Or both. Strangely, my memories of middle school are so awful, so depressing, that I actually loved working with tweens in my professional life. I think I felt like I had the chance to mold all of those kids into the kind of people I would have wanted to go to school with.
Still, I don’t want that time back for myself. You couldn’t pay me to walk into that building if I were parched and it had the only water for miles. Reading about middle school, however, is wonderful. These days, there is so much marvelous middle grade and lower YA literature out there that I have every hope that Zoomers and…Quaranteens? will fare better in reading and in life than the Millennials and Xers before them.
So. Are you ready to bust out that yearbook and cringe at your Von Dutch hat, popped collar, Tamagotchi keychain, half-unbuckled denim overalls, LipSmackers, Air Jordans, flannel plaids, or Uggs? In this quiz, you’ll revisit the good and the bad parts of your middle school self, and then it’ll spit out the perfect recent tween read for you. For more, you can tune into our Kidlit These Days and Hey YA podcasts!