All I Want for Christmas Is My Books Back

I have a ‘home library’ in that I have books in my house, but I don’t have any card-stamping way of keeping track of where they get to.

you may go now gifCome back when you’re done being read, or whatever.

I only ever lend out my best books, which is why I still have a copy of Flowers in the Attic downstairs, but I’ve been through about four How I Live Nows, and which is why my Top Books of All Time shares remarkable overlap with my Books I Don’t Currently Own.

I have lent the following books out, which I would like back:

Doomsday Book by Connie Willis, because I would like to read about history and time travel and the Plague, and at the end I would like to cry a lot.

emma stone crying gif

To Say Nothing of the Dog by same, because I would like to read about history and time travel and penwipers, and I will need a pick-me-up after reading Doomsday Book.

elf date gifCould also do this, I guess.

Code Name Verity by Elizabeth Wein, because I would like to read about history and World War II and strong female friendships, and at the end I would like to cry a lot.


Attachments by Rainbow Rowell, because I like to read about romance and emails and strong female friendships, and I will need to be picked up yet again after reading Code Name Verity.

alec baldwin drinking gifOk, so there’re options.

 Bird By Bird by Anne Lamott, because I could use some advice about Shitty First Drafts.

The Happiness Project by Gretchin Rubin, because the new year is the perfect time to be starting new projects.

you-better-work gifSee, I would, but I need the book back first.

How I Live Now by Meg Rosoff, for when I’m first on the library holds list for something and just need something dystopic and brilliant and SHORT to get me over the hump until someone returns their copy.

I realize that I could just go re-buy all these books for myself, but ain’t nobody got dollars for that.

What’s the best book you’ve lent out and never seen again? How do you keep track of your wandering books?


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