Twelve Cheesy Pick-Up Lines for Comics Nerds


From Avengers by Roger Stern, Al Milgrom

  1. You’ve never seen a pull-list as long as mine.
  2. Does your back story involve interstellar travel? Cuz you look like you fell from heaven.
  3. You must be related to the Flash, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  4. If I was Catwoman, the first thing I would steal is your heart.
  5. If you were mine, I’d keep you in mint condition.
  6. Did you just survive a tangle with Johnny Storm? Cuz you’re super hot.
  7. I better call Professor X. He’s obviously missing one of the good guys.
  8. I heard Daredevil went blind after looking at you for too long.
  9. Oh yeah, I have to keep my comics in a long box.
  10. I bet your origin story is extraterrestrial, because that butt is out of this world.
  11. Why don’t you come home with me and check out my Batman sheets?
  12. I am Groot.

From The Amazing Spider-Man #42 by Stan Lee and John Romita