25 Literary Yo Mama Jokes
Always quick to jump on a trend (Yo Mama jokes are still cool, right?), here’s a Book Riot list of 25 literary Yo Mama jokes. Can you figure out all 25 references?
- Yo mama’s so vast she contains multitudes.
- Yo mama’s so dumb she’s painting Tom Sawyer’s fence.
- Yo mama’s so basic she takes the road most travelled by.
- Yo mama’s so two-faced her cheques say “Dr. Hyde.”
- Yo mama’s so greedy she’s still in the Lonely Mountain.
- Yo mama’s so broke she asked Oliver Twist to share his dinner.
- Yo mama’s so indecisive she wears her trousers rolled.
- Yo mama’s so delusional she kicked off a witch trial.
- Yo mama’s so brilig that her slithy toves gyre and gimble all over town.
- Yo mama’s so gossipy the whole first chapter of Anne of Green Gables is from her perspective.
- Yo mama’s so worn out she’s like that pair of travelling pants.
- Yo mama’s so manipulative she’s still washing imaginary blood off her hands.
- Yo mama’s so lonely she’s out there being a cloud, looking for daffodils.
- Yo mama’s so cursed she’s got a lightning bolt on her forehead.
- Yo mama’s so sociopathic she can do a solid 20 on business cards.
- Yo mama’s so boring the neighbours call her Mr. Collins.
- Yo mama’s so evil that We Need to Talk about Her.
- Yo mama’s so creepy she quoth, “Nevermore.”
- Yo mama’s so earnest she lost both her parents. Careless.
- Yo mama’s so tragic she sings about the June Rebellion.
- Yo mama’s so full of lies she thinks dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.
- Yo mama’s so dried up she’s like a dream deferred.
- Yo mama’s so busy nagging her husband he went to sleep for like 40 years.
- Yo mama’s so tired that when the prince kissed her she smacked his head like a snooze button.
- Yo mama’s so spoiled she got chased by a pack of nut-sorting squirrels.