I do most of my reading (and a lot of my writing) in the bath these days.
It’s a side-effect of having a very active toddler; if I’m taking some time for a bath, I’m going to make the most of it. I go in with a stack of books, comics, and my Kindle and prepare to sit there until the water goes cold and the bubbles disappear.
However, bathing with paper brings obvious challenges, and as a veteran aquatic reader, I am here to list hacks — some I use, and some that aren’t mine – for reading in the bath while saving your books.
First, let’s talk about the obvious solution.
The bath caddy
Bath caddies, store-bought and DIY (and you can make these for very little, if you’re any good at all with woodworking tools), are often hailed as the answer to all our reading-in-the-tub problems. And they are awesome. I mean, look at that picture: the book, the wine, the candles, the bubbles! Sadly, there is a problem caddies can’t fix: our tubs themselves. Many of us have shower/tub combos, and those don’t always work well with caddies, because they don’t always have a lip for the caddy to sit on. I know. I have a bath caddy. And it’s an awesome bath caddy, with a stand for my book, and a wine holder and even a holder for one of those tall candlesticks. But it’s a good thing I never lit that candle, because my bath caddy fell into the tub one night, taking my book and wine with it. So if you don’t have a tub with two sides, you might want to try something else.
A music stand
There are cute versions of this that you can buy — I saw one shelf that looked like a bath caddy, but had legs on the side. It was pretty pricey, though, so if you have an old music stand lying around, that’s a good substitute, especially if it’s adjustable. (I find mine works best for comics because of those little arm things on the sides.)
A Ziploc bag
For a while, I was almost exclusively reading my Kindle in the bathtub. I just put it in a gallon-sized Ziploc. Admittedly it worked better with the old Kindle — which had buttons — than it does with my new touchscreen Kindle. I’m not sure why the touchscreen is a problem, though; the Ziploc works with my iPad with no problem.
The audio book
Look, I know listening to an audio book in the bath is a no-brainer, but it really never occurred to me until last year and it was such a relief not to have to worry about getting a book wet.
The… dog leash?
This one requires some explanation. In 2013, this photo made the rounds online after a Redditor shared his then-8-year-old’s solution to the bath-book problem. It still deserves a mention, because it’s still pretty awesome. She rigged up a dog leash and collar (or elastic band, I can’t tell) and a suction cup. This child is a genius and has hopefully skipped middle and high school and gone straight to MIT to come up with more bathtime reading hacks.
Bonus for writers: the diving slate
This isn’t reading-related, but if you’re a writer who gets ideas in the bath or shower, you need to know about the magic of the diving slate. They’re basically slabs of white plastic that divers use to take notes under the water, so they’re totally appropriate for a bathtub. All you need to write on them is a pencil. Then, after the bath, you dry the slates off and transcribe your notes. (While divers use a handful of wet sand to erase their slates, I prefer a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. But you can use an abrasive cleaner like Comet, too.) You can find them for under $10 at any diving shop or online. Some even glow in the dark!
How do you read and write in the bath? What do you use to keep your books dry? Let us know in the comments!