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Instead of reading in the evenings, I have been watching season two of Riverdale on Netflix. It is exactly the Dark Shadows–meets–Beverly Hills, 90210 show that I need, and while there is (so far) no paranormal activity, the show very much feels like there could be at any moment.
The show uses film noir techniques, including dutch angles and heavy filters, combined with horror movie tropes to evoke a very specific feeling that lends itself easily to the paranormal. Everything that happens feels high-stakes thanks to a combination of these visual techniques, interpersonal drama, and heightened emotions. Plus the episodes are all named after movies—mostly horror movies.
I think we can all agree that the most productive use of our time is to debate what type of classic monsters the characters would be. Here’s my take.
Riverdale Families as Classic Monsters
The Blossoms
Riverdale’s creepiest family, with their ancestral manse on the hill and family “curse,” are obviously werewolves.
The Lodges
Riverdale’s mafiosa are undoubtedly vampires. And given half the chance, they will suck Riverdale dry.
The Southside Serpents
This gang of mostly unwanted criminals with their serpentine symbols and rituals are surely swamp creatures.
Fred & Archie Andrews
Riverdale’s wannabe do-gooders are robots or hybrid monsters of some kind. There is no other way to explain their strange combination of bright-eyed innocence and bad decision-making. They’re running a faulty algorithm.
The Coopers
How do you solve a problem like the Coopers? Don’t worry, they’re already on the job, because they are mad scientists.
Josie and the Pussycats
Josie McCoy, her mother, and the other Pussycats are surely witches, and they’ve cast a spell on all of our hearts.
Riverdale Goes Paranormal?
The supernatural is coming to Netflix in the form of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (aka Sabrina the Teenage Witch), based on the comics from Archie Comics. No release date has been announced, but I am eagerly awaiting the announcement. As I understand it, Sabrina and Archie take place in the same universe, so my theories about Riverdale aren’t so far-fetched. Well. They’re pretty far-fetched, but not impossible.
More Shows Like Riverdale
While you wait for season three (October 18, 2018), try one of these.
While this 1999 show suffered from the same problems all of Whedon’s shows suffer from, it also employed some killer film noir and horror techniques, like Riverdale.
This very adult, very murdery 2013 show matches Riverdale in tone and in look, but as my husband said, comparing the writing would be like comparing Twilight to Sadie.
The show uses film noir techniques, including dutch angles and heavy filters, combined with horror movie tropes to evoke a very specific feeling that lends itself easily to the paranormal. Everything that happens feels high-stakes thanks to a combination of these visual techniques, interpersonal drama, and heightened emotions. Plus the episodes are all named after movies—mostly horror movies.
I think we can all agree that the most productive use of our time is to debate what type of classic monsters the characters would be. Here’s my take.
The show uses film noir techniques, including dutch angles and heavy filters, combined with horror movie tropes to evoke a very specific feeling that lends itself easily to the paranormal. Everything that happens feels high-stakes thanks to a combination of these visual techniques, interpersonal drama, and heightened emotions. Plus the episodes are all named after movies—mostly horror movies.
I think we can all agree that the most productive use of our time is to debate what type of classic monsters the characters would be. Here’s my take.
