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Writing Is Like Sex Because…

"Writing is like sex because" is an excellent thing happening on Twitter right now. Check it out.

Raych Krueger

Staff Writer

Raych has so many kids (like, two, but they’re super young, which makes it seem like there are more of them) and this really cuts into her reading time. She’s using her degrees in Early Childhood Education and English Literature to teach the toddler to read to the baby so she can get back to her trashy Victorian sensation novel, or whatever. She’s also teaching her kids to travel and eat broadly, mostly through example (Do As I Do is super important, you guys), and hasn’t gone a year without hopping on a plane since she was a teenager. She recently moved from the Canadian coast to the Canadian prairies, where it gets hella cold, and if not for the internet, she’d surely be dead. Blog: Books I Done Read Twitter: @raychraych

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Aug 30, 2017

Writers are, I guess, good at similes? Writers on Twitter in particular are particularly good at the ‘writing is like sex’ simile. https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/901571443082661889 UGHHHHH NOBODY WANTS THIS. https://twitter.com/KateElliottSFF/status/901572980131618816 Never stop doing either, Kate. https://twitter.com/justinaireland/status/901540228703412233 Not everyone can walk and chew gum at the same time. https://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/901570174557597697 It’s only lucrative if you’re extremely good or extremely lucky. https://twitter.com/hannahblmnrch/status/901546827052220416 I’ve already read the draft of your novel, sir at the bar. https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/901605248149676032 You can’t just put them any old where.

Writing is like sex. At first you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money. -Moliére
— Christopher Moore (@TheAuthorGuy) August 26, 2017

Ok that’s cheating but also that’s pretty apt. https://twitter.com/sqiouyilu/status/901543644422742016 I meeeeeean it never hurts to try. What are your favorite ‘writing is like sex because’ entries?

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