O Hugh Jackman! O Wolverine! An Ode in Haiku

My love Wolverine I cannot express my love Not in clumsy prose

It’s not the actor For he has played many parts Oh hai Hugh Jackman

The role Wolverine Specifically, it’s what Makes him win at life

Your rippling muscles Your adamantium claws Take off your shirt please

Can anyone think Of a better Wolverine? You are the hottest

Your awesome swagger Your sideburns that just won’t quit Shirt should be off now

You have fooled me Into thinking Wolverine Will live forever

You have looked the same For a freakishly long time Only new eye bags

Your tight black leather Your strange kind of square brown hair Please take off your shirt?

Oh my Hugh Jackman What horror might have happened If I did not know

You have given me The deepest insight into Wolverine’s hotness

Your bulging biceps Your dreamy posterior TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT NOW

(Thank you.)