
This is Just to Say, I Have Rounded Up the Plums Tweets
Vox and NYMagazine have done their best to explain why we were talking about plums, but it is still a sort of beautiful internet mystery. https://twitter.com/soniasaraiya/status/938141434020016130 So instead of analyzing the plums tweets, I’m just going to celebrate them. Happy Plummas, everyone.It’s to bad that the only joke left On Here is the one about the plums.
— Jesse Doogan (@jadoogan) November 29, 2017
Beowulf plums
https://twitter.com/FW_Medieval/status/937726166785581057Spiderman plums
https://twitter.com/aanand/status/496852311885766657Internet plums
left icebox with none plums
— Bo Bolander (@BBolander) November 30, 2017
Carley Rae Jeplums
HEY i just met you
— regular gem (@Choplogik) November 28, 2017
and this is CRAzy
but the plums in the icebox
i ate them maybe
Mad Plums
https://twitter.com/logicbutton/status/936010554623320064Fresh Plums
https://twitter.com/MindyHungSpace/status/936057766397038592IM COMING OUT OF MY FRIDGE
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) December 1, 2017
AND I AM FEELING QUITE FULL
I HAVE EATEN YOUR PLUMS
THEY WERE SO SWEET AND COLD
Take me down to icebox city / Where the breakfast's sweet and the plums are chilly
— Miranda Martini (@mandsypants) November 30, 2017
Mambo No. Plums
https://twitter.com/thwphipps/status/935465303202557952Meta Plums
This is Just to Say
— Jeremy Noel-Tod (@jntod) November 29, 2017
I retweeted
the-plums-
that-were-in-
the-icebox tweet
which you have
probably
already
seen
forgive meme
Sorry Ms. Plumson
https://twitter.com/osutein/status/935892967507841024Statistical Plums
“average person eats 3 of your plums a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average person steals 0 breakfast plums per year. William Carlos Williams, who lives in an ice box steals over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
— R Ray (@R_Ray_M) December 2, 2017
Little Drummer Plums
https://twitter.com/ohshitcircuit/status/936099747475070976Hymnal Plums
A mighty icebox held your plums
— Martyn Wendell Jones (@martynwendell) December 7, 2017
A bulwark never failing
Until I came to get your plums
In shoes made for a baby
Biblical Plums
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden: But of the plums in the icebox which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, because I am saving it for my breakfast.
— Dr Jenny Haricot (@jennyharicot) November 29, 2017
Happy Plummas
So this is Christmas
— Pandrews (@pandrews) November 29, 2017
and what have you done
You've opened the icebox
And you've eaten my plums