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10 Overly Specific Cookbooks

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I rarely use cookbooks because hello yes I have internet. Also because cookbooks be all like, How To Cook Everything and I am like, we live in a global village of ingredients, my dude Mark Bittman, I’m sure you don’t mean everything (disclaimer: I have not read HtCE and do not know Mark Bittman’s life so maybe he does in fact mean ‘everything’). I mean, there’s still a place for The Joy of Cooking if you’re like 15 and completely clueless in the kitchen, but even then I’d opt for something like Clueless in the Kitchen: A Cookbook for Teens and Other Beginners. via GIPHY Or just very literal ‘Clueless: In the Kitchen’ gifs. Precision. PRECISION is the key in 2015. Not just a mechanic, but a heavy-duty-farm-equipment mechanic. Not just a stock photo of a man cooking, but a stock photo of a Bored Man in Bathrobe Baking a Stuffed Monkey and Holding a Glass of Wine while the Oven is on Fire. Not just cooking exclusively from Trader Joe’s, but also when you can’t eat gluten. tj gluten free cookbook Or you’re cooking for one but also you only have a microwave. microwave-cookbook for one OH LOOK YOU HAVE OPTIONS. microwave cooking for one 2 Soooooo many options. microwave cooking for one Or like you not only want all your food to be edible pockets, which is actually really specific in itself, but you’re sworn to eat nada but empanadas. nada but empanadas Or you really only want to eat what hypothetical future space explorers and aliens eat, but you don’t have a replicator (or whatever, I definitely don’t understand how spacefood works). Star_Trek_Cookbook Or you’re a vegetarian but literally the only condiment you own is sriricha. vegetarian sriricha Or you’re cooking with children (like as helpers, not ingredients), but AUGH ALL OF THE CHILDREN ARE SPECIFICALLY BOYS. I assume each recipe includes a step where you have to stir it with your penis? cookbook for boys Or all you own is a waffle iron but you still want some bibimbap and a filet mignon. will-it-waffle-by-daniel-shumski Maybe you have some extremely bookish lesbians coming for dinner! cookin with honey Whatever your particular gustatorial challenge, cookbooks have got you covered. What’s the most specific cookbook you’ve ever seen? Save