Gourd Girl: A Seasonal Creep Book List

Dear Reader, You may be aware of a phenomenon known as “seasonal creep.” While non-life threatening, seasonal creep is a serious, autumn-amourist disorder that affects 100% of coffee shops and retail outlets. From as early as late August, these establishments are awash in unrelentingly autumnal themes: pumpkin infuses all food and beverages, and mannequins break out into full-body knits. What you may not know is that seasonal creep has now come for your books. I regret to inform you that the following titles show evidence of being seasonally crept: Gourd Girl Some Leaves Fall in Brooklyn The Tell-Tale Scarf Things Fall Back A Boot, A Boy The School Picture Day of Dorian Gray Little Freshmen The Swiss Family Cardigan Anne of Red Maples As I Lay Layering The Pencil Case of Benjamin Button “Apple Cider House” Rules! A Space Heater of One’s Own The Lion in Autumn The Collected Works of Flannel O’Connor The Thanksgiving Tree Of Pumpkin Spice and Men   Please update your libraries accordingly. Stay vigilant.