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Who Said It: Christian Grey or Pepé Le Pew? (The Answers)

Rebecca Joines Schinsky

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Rebecca Joines Schinsky is the executive director of product and ecommerce at Riot New Media Group. She co-hosts All the Books! and the Book Riot Podcast. Follow her on Twitter: @rebeccaschinsky.

Yesterday, we presented you with 13 quotes from two of pop culture’s most infamous suitors, who, as it turns out, sorta sound alike. How did you do? (Answers listed below.)

1. A man can dream.

2. You know, it is possible to be too attractive. 

3. Your conduct is unseemly! Control yourself!

4. You could be dessert. You’re deliciously sweet.

5. I missed! Lucky for you.

6. Do you like cheese?

7. If you have not tried it, do not knock it.

8. A pitiful case, am I not?

9. I like my women sentient and receptive.

10. Wait here while I get you a glass of water!

11. How is it that she can sleep when I am so near?

12. You have the most beautiful skin. 

13. You are not just a pretty face.

 

Key: 1, 4, 6, 9, 12, and 13 are Christian Grey; 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, and 11 are Monsieur Le Pew.