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Who Said It: Christian Grey or Pepé Le Pew? (The Answers)

Rebecca Joines Schinsky

Chief of Staff

Rebecca Joines Schinsky is the Chief of Staff for Riot New Media Group and a co-host of the Book Riot Podcast. She can be reached at rebecca@riotnewmedia.com.

Yesterday, we presented you with 13 quotes from two of pop culture’s most infamous suitors, who, as it turns out, sorta sound alike. How did you do? (Answers listed below.) 1. A man can dream. 2. You know, it is possible to be too attractive.  3. Your conduct is unseemly! Control yourself! 4. You could be dessert. You’re deliciously sweet. 5. I missed! Lucky for you. 6. Do you like cheese? 7. If you have not tried it, do not knock it. 8. A pitiful case, am I not? 9. I like my women sentient and receptive. 10. Wait here while I get you a glass of water! 11. How is it that she can sleep when I am so near? 12. You have the most beautiful skin.  13. You are not just a pretty face.   Key: 1, 4, 6, 9, 12, and 13 are Christian Grey; 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, and 11 are Monsieur Le Pew.