Top Ten Alternate Taglines for THE HOBBIT
A few weeks ago, we showed you the awesome “Second breakfast is the best breakfast” mugs from the even-awesomer folks at Houghton Mifflin Harcourt and asked you to submit alternate taglines to THE HOBBIT to enter to win one. There were a TON of fantastic submissions. Here are our ten favorites–the writers of the top five won mugs for their entries.
Hey, I just met you… and this is crazy. I stole your precious, so call me maybe?–Derek Gowland
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire–Robert Floyd
The Ring, the Sting, and Dragon Bling–Rebecca Brodeur
An Enviro-Cautionary Tale of the Dangers of Smaug–Matt Hepler
Fuzzy-Footed and Fancy-Free–Holly Clark
It’s a Shire Thing–Nicole Triplett
To Bed and Back Again–Gina Sandoval
An Epic for the Undersized and Underestimated–Lisa Bond
Over the Misty Mountains Cold–Noah Stone
Still Precious–Denise Norrett
