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That Time the Teen Titans Totally Joined a Weird Cult

The Teen Titans, DC’s foremost team of sidekicks and other young heroes, has been around in one form or another since 1966. When they first formed, they were essentially a superheroic Archie gang, solving low-stakes “teenage” problems like “the adults in this small town won’t let the teens hold a dance” and “people are littering on the beach during spring break” and fighting goofy villains like Mad Mod and Ding Dong Daddy. Also, saving the Olympics. Ginchy!

By the end of the decade, however, awareness had crept in at DC that young people were thinking about more serious topics than the Twist and which Beatle was cutest. And so the Titans very abruptly got Relevant. And it was real weird.

The cover to Teen Titans #25. Kid Flash, Robin, Wonder Girl, and Speedy hang their heads in shame while surrounded by the Justice League. A dead man lies at their feet, covered by a sheet.

The Flash: The most important man in the world...
Superman: ...and you killed him!
False advertising.

The big change comes in Teen Titans #25 (February 1970), with a ludicrously dramatic cover and the equally dramatic title “The Titans Kill a Saint?” (Answer: only for the loosest possible definition of “kill.”)

Events begin with the Titans (Robin, Wonder Girl, Kid Flash, and Speedy; original member Aqualad is MIA) in a nightclub with the implausible name of the Canary Cottage. There they meet Lilith, at which point the boys are all appallingly sexist and bafflingly racist. I truly cannot tell if Lilith, “the Enigma of the East,” was meant to be Asian in this comic — the dialogue seems to imply it, but she will be very clearly white in literally every other appearance from here on out, so who knows?

A panel from Teen Titans #25. Lilith, a redheaded go-go dancer, is dancing in a gilded cage in a feathery yellow showgirl costume, while the Teen Titans, wearing civilian clothes, watch.

Narration Box: The band's bedlam howls to a halt...Donna and Roy return to their table and...
Announcer: And now - presenting the enigma of the east - Lilith!
Robin: Wow! I'd sure like to unravel that enigma!
Speedy: A dish of sukiyaki!
Kid Flash: Spicy! Spicy!
Wonder Girl: Hmphh!
Jesus Christ, Roy.

Lilith, who has vaguely defined psychic powers, identifies the group as the Teen Titans and demands to join the team. They angrily deny it and refuse, even when she warns them that they are about to “open the door for death,” and storm out of the club.

Outside, they run into a massive protest outside of a peace rally, at which the main speaker is Dr. Arthur Swenson, beloved Nobel Peace Prize winner. When the protest turns violent, Robin, I guess, forgets he’s a superhero and runs off to get the cops, while the rest of the Titans attempt to intervene, along with Hawk and Dove, superhero brothers who coincidentally happen to be on the scene as well.

One of the pro-war protesters pulls a gun. The Titans and Hawk grab him, trying to disarm him — and the gun goes off, fatally wounding Dr. Swenson.

Two panels from Teen Titans #25.

Panel 1: An angry protestor fires a gun while Wonder Girl, Kid Flash, Speedy, and Hawk try to subdue him.

Speedy: Too late - ! The gun - ! Went off!

Panel 2: Dr. Swenson falls over, clearly hit.
Someone please remind Wonder Girl and Kid Flash that they have super strength and super speed respectively.

Everyone promptly blames the Titans, which is extremely contrived. Swenson histrionically calls them “living atom bombs” before he dies, and the Justice League shows up to yell at them for “reckless use of [their] powers” even though Speedy’s only “powers” are “shoots arrows” and Robin’s are “not actually being present at the time.”

Guilty and miserable, the kids head down to the docks for some reason, where a motorboat conveniently approaches carrying the mysterious Lilith (serving an absolute Look), and “Mr. Jupiter,” “the richest man in the world,” who knows everything that’s just gone down and cryptically invites them to come with him. The Titans agree, which: DON’T DO THIS. OH MY GOD.

Two panels from Teen Titans #25.

Panel 1: A boat pulls up to the docks carrying Lilith and a man under an umbrella.

Kid Flash: Lilith! You knew we'd be here?
Lilith: I knew - 
Robin: [thinks] That man - I recognize him - one of Bruce Wayne's business friends - a great, selfless man!

Panel 2:

Lilith: Meet Mr. Jupiter!
Hawk: THE Mr. Jupiter?
Speedy: What's the richest man in the world want with us?
Jupiter: I have an urgent government mission for you that will change - perhaps even cost you - your lives!
There is never any proof that Jupiter is actually working for the government, by the way. But then, dude won’t even share his umbrella.

Jupiter tells them that he’s involved in a secret project training young people to cope with the world they will inherit, which absolutely sounds like paranoid prepper rhetoric that the Titans should run away from as fast as possible. Robin’s like “Um…I have class in the morning, but thanks” and immediately bails. I guess his power really is getting the fudge out of dicey situations, which…good for him, I guess, but maybe he should tell his pals about stranger danger?

Two panels from Teen Titans #25.

Panel 1: Jupiter shows the team screens showing three men (if they're meant to be drawings of real people, I'm afraid I don't recognize them), a rocket, and an astronaut on the moon.

Jupiter: The young people of today must be trained to cope with the world they will inherit! I'm involved in a secret training project - to prepare those teenagers for their task - teens like you!
Robin: Why do you care - what do you get out of this?
Jupiter: Let's just say - I recognize a need, and I'm trying to fill it! I'm secretly financing the special survival training for this project!

Panel 2:

Jupiter: All trainees are to live in the project's secret headquarters until they are ready for their missions! Will you accept, Robin?
Robin: I-I'm sorry, sir - I can't! I've committed myself to finishing my own education - I've decided to go to college! This must sound like I'm copping out on your guys, but I've got to find out for myself what I want to be!
If you can’t trust a man in an ascot, who can you trust?

The rest of the Titans cheerfully hand over their costumes to a robot named Angel and put on matching lavender jumpsuits before riding a moving sidewalk through a portal marked “Survival Course — DANGER” that of course leads directly to a death trap. None of these kids has the self-preservation instincts God gave a gnat, I swear.

The cover to Teen Titans #26. Wonder Girl, Kid Flash, and Speedy, wearing matching lavender outfits, discard their costumes and run toward a portal with a robot and some lasers inside. Wonder Girl is crying.

Robot: Come...Titans...it...is...time...
Wonder Girl: We...we will never wear our uniforms again!
Don’t cry, Donna, you look great in lavender!

Jupiter rewards them for surviving the death trap by sending them to “Hell’s Corner, the toughest neighborhood in the city” — an obvious reference to New York City’s Hell’s Kitchen — to find jobs and lodging and also accomplish another secret goal which he won’t tell them. But he does provide them with a single penny each to help them, with the warning that if they can’t use these pennies to succeed, he’ll be severely disappointed. Cryptic missions coupled with ominous threats of disappointment? This is masterful manipulation straight out of the cult leader playbook, and that’s before you take into account the raging daddy issues every superhero sidekick comes pre-equipped with.

In Hell’s Corner, the kids immediately run afoul of a white gang called the Hawks (not to be confused with actual Teen Titan Hawk, I guess). They’re rescued by the intervention of local teen Mal Duncan — DC’s first Black superhero — who kicks the Hawks’ asses before telling the Titans to get out of Hell’s Corner. However, after the Titans later rescue him from the Hawks, he begrudgingly agrees to hang out with them, and the Titans realize that this was the secret second part of their assignment all along: making a Black friend, regardless of whether or not the Black person in question actually wants to be befriended. 

Three panels from Teen Titans #26.

Panel 1: The Hawks run away from the Titans.

Narration Box: The rumble fades into snarled curses as sirens announce the approach of...
Hawk #1: Fuzz! Split, you guys!
Hawk #2: We'll see you punks again - when we bury you!

Panel 2: The Titans turn to Mal and his little sister, who are walking away.

Lilith: Thanks for tackling that gorilla off my neck!
Speedy: You sure kicked down the door for us!
Mal: Forget it, man! I didn't join your club! I just don't like meat-heads like that scaring my kid sister!

Panel 3:

Wonder Girl: Can you tell us where we might find work? Or a place to live?
Mal: Look in the mirror, chick! It'll give you all the answers! You're in the wrong ballpark! Head for the nearest exit!
Lilith: We haven't seen the last of him!
Leave Mal alone, guys.

It’s all very uncomfortable, and only made more so when Mal agrees to join the Titans/cult on the condition that he doesn’t get a matching jumpsuit or a codename because he doesn’t feel worthy of them. Mal, you are ten times better than any of these dingdongs, I promise. Although I guess the less deeply you’re sucked into Jupiter’s horror show, the better.

The weirdness of all of this is finally called out in issue #28, when founding member Aqualad returns to ask the Titans for help on a case involving Wonder Girl’s former roommate Sharon, who’s being menaced by hitmen (from outer space, naturally). They explain that they can’t do superhero stuff anymore because one time some guy died while they were also there; Aqualad is unimpressed. He’s also not too thrilled with Robin, who has been off at college and ignoring all this nonsense, and whose reaction to the whole thing seems to be “not my circus (where my parents died tragically), not my monkeys.” (Though he will eventually rejoin the team, while Hawk and Dove will just sort of…go away.)

A panel from Teen Titans #28. Aqualad is lunging forward to fight the Titans, held back by Dove, Mal, and Lilith. Wonder Girl holds her hands up in protest, while Hawk helps Robin to his feet.

Aqualad: I'm getting out of here! I want no part of any of you! You're not Titans! You're chickens!
Wonder Girl: You don't understand - we took a vow - !
Aqualad: Vow?? What vow??
Robin: Hold it, Hank!
Garth is the only valid member of this team.

Eventually the Titans do agree to help and poor Sharon is saved, after which the Titans sort of forget about the jumpsuits, but they continue living with Mr. Jupiter, because he’s going to help them Change the World. 

…Except, well, he doesn’t. Once the Sharon plot is resolved, the remaining 14 issues of the series are overwhelmingly regular superhero stuff: The Titans go to the moon and meet aliens! Lilith discovers that she’s the reincarnation of Shakespeare’s Juliet, who she does not seem to realize is a fictional character! Kid Flash and Mal go back in time and accidentally kill a caveman, changing the timeline and turning everyone in the present day into a wizard (obviously) (also they rescue the caveman and name him Gnarrk and he joins the team)! There’s a heavy emphasis on gothic horror — a whopping six of these issues have to do with possession by witches, ghosts, or demons, which I suspect might be writer Bob Haney testing the bounds of the weakening Comics Code Authority, which previously banned such ilk. One truly appalling story has Mal pursued by the ghost of an antebellum slaver, while the rest of the team is deeply unhelpful — check out a fascinating deep dive here.

But almost none of the stories have any sort of socially relevant or activist angle, and the ones that do are so toothless as to be meaningless. In one story, a successful businessman who hates criminals and doesn’t believe in reform is revealed to have been a former thief himself; in another, Kid Flash tours a college he’s considering attending and discovers that the students are being subjected to involuntary brain surgery to make them complacent.

Two panels from Teen Titans #30.

Panel 1: Wonder Girl, Speedy, and Kid Flash leave a room. (I suspect Speedy and Kid Flash were miscolored and their lines in this panel should be switched, since it's Kid Flash's story and he's the one completing the thought in the second panel.)

Wonder Girl: ...and after they all have an operation, the kids'll be back to normal! Pauling was right about one thing - he didn't permanently damage the students' brains!
Kid Flash: And Johnny proved one thing, too! The true human spirit can't be controlled, no matter how you try to do it!
Speedy: That's one thing that bothers me...

Panel 2: 

Kid Flash: Sure, Johnny fought against the computer circuits, but what about all those other students? Is the will of the majority really that weak? Is it really that easily subverted?
It really makes you think. About nothing in particular, but still.

The most “political” story comes in #37, when the Titans learn that their good friend Grady Dawes, a young and dashing video journalist who we’ve literally never heard of before, has gone missing while covering the civil war in “Ranistan.” The Titans try to rescue him, but are thwarted by the actual Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and Grady is accidentally shot to death. Throughout, the story aggressively refuses to take a point of view: we have no idea what the war is about, and the Titans aid both “the government” and “the rebels” indiscriminately, while the U.S. government refuses to intervene — you know, like the U.S. so often does. The closest Haney comes to taking a stance is Robin’s bold declaration that “War is stupid.” Bold words, Grayson, bold words.

Two panels from Teen Titans #37.

Panel 1: A soldier on horseback rides into battle despite Robin's attempts to stop him. Speedy holds a distraught Lilith to comfort her.

Lilith: Oh, it's too awful to watch - !
Robin: It's a slaughter! Colonel...wait!
Colonel: Wait for dishonor? Never! I go to die with my men!

Panel 2:

Wonder Girl: Good Hera! I never saw anything so brave...and so stupid!
Robin: War is stupid! Come on, we must find Kid Flash!
Now there’s a catchy protest song title!

Even Mr. Jupiter largely recedes in the background, except to provide the resources to allow the Titans to globetrot. That is, except for #38, in which he decides that Robin, Wonder Girl, and Mal need to overcome their subconscious fears, so he disguises himself as a balloon seller and sells them each a balloon filled with hallucinogenic gas that will force them to confront their worst nightmares. Definitely a regular and not at all cult leader-y thing to do!

Three panels from Teen Titans #38. Mr. Jupiter pontificates to Robin, Wonder Girl, and Mal.

Mr. Jupiter: Each of you had a secret fear you'd never revealed to anyone! A hangup none of you had ever been able to solve!
Mal: Then that was all a put-on...you and Lilith pretending to hassle over her playing her record?!
Jupiter: Yes, Mal! I hated meddling with your psyches - but suppose on a Titan mission the situation provoked any of those anxieties - and one - or all of you succumbed? It could prove disastrous! My solution was to simulate in your minds those worries via hypnotic suggestion...so you could all encounter your special problems in a fantasy experience...where nothing was at stake!
“Yes, I drugged you without your knowledge or consent, but it was for your own good. I’m a good guy!”

Reading this era of Teen Titans, I can’t help comparing it to the famous Green Lantern/Green Arrow stories by Denny O’Neil and Neal Adams, which were being published at the same time. Dated and hokey as the GL/GA comics can seem today, they had a clear point of view, and specifically named the issues they wanted to engage with: racism, classism, pollution, exploitation of the working class, and the places all those issues intersect.

Teen Titans, by contrast, falls flat because it is unrelentingly nonspecific. We don’t know why Dr. Swenson won the Nobel Peace Prize or why he was so beloved; we don’t know what social ills Jupiter wants to combat (which only helps to make him come across more like a creepy puppet master than a philanthropist). Every so often Mal will accuse someone of racism, but he’s generally completely ignored by the entirely white cast, making him seem paranoid rather than perceptive. The few stances the Titans do take are things very few people would disagree with, like “it’s sad when nice people die,” “hypocrisy is bad,” “lobotomizing students is also bad,” and, of course, “war is stupid.”

More than anything else, it feels like the creative team understood that young people in the real world were upset, but either didn’t understand or agree with why, and offered up this milquetoast response in a half-assed attempt at seeming “relevant.” But I don’t really care how many random witch and ghost possessions the Teen Titans overcome when the word “Vietnam” never once appears.

A panel from Teen Titans #30. Mal and Speedy fight three opponents.

Mal: Aw c'mon, whitey! You can hit harder than that!
Speedy: Hey, what's the big idea of you telling me what to do? I'm beginning to think you don't know your place!
A lot of the “social relevance” of this run consisted of occasionally loudly reminding readers that Mal is Black. Roy, that joke is NOT OKAY.

Teen Titans was canceled after issue #43 (January–February 1973), then briefly resurrected in 1976, picking up the same numbering, only to be canceled again in 1978 at issue #53. The franchise would get a drastic makeover in 1980 with the launch of Marv Wolfman and George Perez’s New Teen Titans, which was more concerned with baroque superhero drama than social justice, but still did a much better job of being something teens could relate to and connect with.

Mal Duncan remained sidelined and marginalized until…well, this year, arguably, when he was featured in issue #2 of John Ridley and Giuseppe Camuncoli’s remarkable The Other History of the DC Universe, which retells those ’70s adventures from Mal’s perspective; I highly recommend picking up a copy, and really the whole series. Lilith was killed off for a while in the early 2000s, but she’s been back since 2016; Gnarrk was killed off in Heroes in Crisis in 2018.

Mr. Jupiter, meanwhile, pretty much vanished until 1996, when he popped up to once again bankroll a very different lineup of Titans. It was also finally revealed that he was Lilith’s father, unbeknownst to her and despite the fact that she spent most of the 1970s desperately trying to figure out who her parents were, a fact he was well aware of. Stay creepy and manipulative, Jupiter!

Ultimately, the early ’70s Teen Titans is an interesting cultural artifact, but one that’s more interesting for the ways in which it fails than anything else. If you’re looking for a story about what teenagers actually cared about in the early ’70s, you’ll have to look outside of DC’s teen stories. But hey…we’ll always have the Canary Cottage!