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Christine Ro

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Christine writes about books for Literary Hub, VICE, and the Ploughshares blog. She occasionally writes about other topics, because someone once told her (although it seemed implausible) that there’s life outside of books. Blog: https://www.christinero.com

Books are important to the texture of everyday life in Orange Is the New Black, which is based on a memoir and recently concluded after seven seasons. On the show, the Litchfield inmates use books for information, for solace, and for killing of time.

Books are also important in real-life prisons; you can donate books requested by inmates by looking at their wish lists. As an anonymous Book Riot contributor experiencing incarceration has written:

“Books…were the few rays of light I saw when locked down for 22 hours a day in a two-man six-by-eight foot cell. I cannot properly express…the glow of hope that comes from entering a small prison library to scoop up four donated books to fill the hours other spend yelling about sports, crimes (past and planned), and women.”

Yet prison administrators commonly restrict the reading material that can be brought in. This includes banning material that contains sexually explicit passages or descriptions of illegal activity, limiting deliveries to those from authorized vendors, preventing the entry of books that explore civil rights and race relations, and imposing other arbitrary and unexplained limits.

Orange Is the New Black characters spend a good deal of their time reading; Book Riot has rounded up some of their book selections for Season 5 and Season 6. Understandably, however, the writers are reluctant to devote too much time to scenes of women lying on their bunks and reading. It’s hard for much drama (or comedy) to ensue this way.

One workaround is using books and libraries as settings or plot points to precipitate drama or explain motivations. Here’s a list of some of the many bookish things Orange characters do that aren’t exactly reading books.

Smiling women in prison uniforms

Warning: spoilers abound, although no characters are named.

Bookish Events

  • Pen sci-fi erotica that’s fought over
  • Burn books in an effort to rid the prison of bedbugs, after one of the critters is found within a book
  • Turn beloved books into a dreamy hanging installation in tribute to a girlfriend who’s been killed by a guard
  • Be catapulted into an emotional flashback at the mention of Calvin and Hobbes
  • Cluelessly treat a prison stint as a chance to read through an entire Amazon wishlist
  • Host a memorial to said burned books, including those written by “the Jonathans” (Franzen, Swift, Lethem, Tropper, Kellerman, and Livingston Seagull)
  • Trade contraband phone chargers hidden within books

 

Library Shenanigans

  • Use the library as an office to run a drug-smuggling empire
  • Have an emotional confrontation and reconciliation in the library
  • Overdose on antihistamines in the library
  • Have angry sex in the library
  • Use a library cart to distribute a nonfiction account of trauma to a specific person
  • Mock archetypal white women while working in the library, leading to the start of a beautiful friendship
  • Take practice GED tests
  • Fight with prison administrators about including 50 Shades of Grey in the library

     

    Wisdom from Books

    • Reference the surreal trap of Alice in Wonderland as a metaphor for prison life
    • Use Freakonomics to explain cause and effect, in order to caustically console a religious woman feeling guilty about an abortion: “My point is that you were a meth-head, white-trash piece of shit, and your children, had they been born, would have been meth-head, white-trash pieces of shit. So by terminating those pregnancies, you spared society the scourge of your offspring. I mean, when you think about it, it’s a blessing.”
    • Reference the Talmud and the Torah to show a conversion to Judaism
    • Quote A Scanner Darkly to justify paranoia

    To read the work of incarcerated writers, there’s no shortage of nonfiction books, poems, and other types of writing.