10 Literary References to stop THE LAST JEDI Spoilers Dead in Their Tracks
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Spoilers, it is rumored, are unkind.
There are a few ways to avoid them: begging. Isolating yourself from general company until you’ve had a chance to read the book, or watch the movie, on your own. Only engaging people who delight in delivering fake spoilers (Luke Skywalker morphs into a porg, flies into space, and defeats Khan to discover that the truth has always been 42.).
Or you can opt to head spoilers off, beating them back with the full force of the literati—by changing the subject immediately to books.
If you still haven’t seen The Last Jedi and are doing all that you can to avoid reveals, here are ten deflections to get you started.
- “Can you believe that Rey’s parents were—“ “John Willoughby and Beth?!”
- “Of all the people who might go over to the Dark Side, I never expected—“ “Beloved lawyer and father Atticus Finch to?!”
- “From his backstory, you find out that Kylo Ren chose the Dark Side because–“ “He discovered he was a half-blood and Slytherin’s heir?!”
- “Really, the only way to unseat Snoke was by—“ “Throwing the One Ring into the fires of Mordor?!”
Happy viewing on your own time and terms, and may the force be with you.