40+ More Hilarious and Cringeworthy Book Titles

Kelly Jensen


Kelly is a former librarian and a long-time blogger at STACKED. She's the editor/author of (DON'T) CALL ME CRAZY: 33 VOICES START THE CONVERSATION ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH and the editor/author of HERE WE ARE: FEMINISM FOR THE REAL WORLD. Her next book, BODY TALK, will publish in Fall 2020. Follow her on Instagram @heykellyjensen.

Funny book titles catch your attention.

The title of a book is important, and it can take on a few forms. It can be straightforward and explain what the book is about. It can be mysterious, encouraging readers to want to discover more by picking up the book.

And sometimes, the title can be downright hilarious, whether or not it falls into the first or second category…or a different one all together.

Find below over 40 hilarious, cringeworthy, and funny book titles. All of these are real books, rather than spoofs. Sometimes the reasoning behind the titles becomes evident and other times, it’s simply meant to make you laugh.

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Hilarious, Cringeworthy, and Funny Book Titles


Always Ask A Man: The Key To Femininity


Being a white woman in the 1960s must’ve been exhausting.


And on the Eighth Day God Created Hairdressers


We’re all blessed for this.



The Bible and Flying Saucers



Together forever.


Brainwashing is a Cinch!



Both self-help and a how-to.



Carma Sutra: The Auto‑Erotic Handbook



It even gets model specific.



Catflexing: A Catlover’s Guide to Weightlifting, Aerobics & Stretching



No cat would agree to this.


The Commuter Pig Keeper



This isn’t about piggy banks.



Cooking to Kill: The Poison Cook-book



If this is on shelf at someone’s house, pass on dinner.


Gallop Your Maggot: The Ultimate Book of Sexual Slang



I don’t know if the title or the cover is funnier here.


Goblinproofing One’s Chicken Coop: And Other Practical Advice In Our Campaign Against The Fairy Kingdom



Fairies are pesky creatures.


Hookers or Cake: Animal Spirits, Pop Culture, God and Robots



Why not both?


How to Cook Husbands



I’m intrigued!


How to Enjoy Your Weeds



Everything on Earth has a purpose.


How To Make Your Wife Your Mistress



No carma sutra?


How To Teach Quantum Physics To Your Dog



Valuable information for good boys.


How to Train Goldfish Using Dolphin Training Techniques



That fish is not amused.


How YOU Are Like Shampoo



Trademark your Trademark.


I Gave You My Heart, but You Sold It Online



I hope it brought in a good sum.



If The Devil “Made” You Do It, You Blew It



Maybe the devil was behind the fashion decisions made here.


The Joy of Water Boiling



It’s hot.


Living with Crazy Buttocks



I have questions.


The Llama of Death



No one ever suspects the llama.


Men Who Knit & The Dogs Who Love Them



Then the men teach the dogs quantum physics.


My Big Book of Pretty Pussies



The mouse just adds to it.


Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power: How to Use the Other 90% of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts





Natural History of Vacant Lots





No, He’s Not a Monkey, He’s an Ape and He’s My Son



Sounds like a Lifetime movie.


Pet Goats & Pap Smears



I’ll skip opening my heart and mind at the line of goats at my next pap smear.


Practical Muskrat Raising


Practical is key here.


Raccoons Are the Brightest People



“A one of a kind book” for sure.


Still Stripping After 25 Years



You go, Eleanor!


Spinsters Are Wonderful People


It’s a periodical, raising awareness of the power of spinsters.


Teach Your Wife To Be A Widow



After you make her your mistress, of course.


Toilet Paper Origami


No longer is the family argument about whether the roll goes over or under.


What Bird Did That?



Fess up, pheasants.


Who Cares About Elderly People?



The contrast in the title and the book series “child’s play” is especially disheartening.



Why Isn’t God Giving Cash Prizes?



I’ve always wondered myself.


Who Peed On My Yoga Mat?



If you were at goat yoga recently, the answer is easy.


The Worst Thing a Suburban Girl Could Imagine



Is it the plant? The paper? The bottle of water?


Zombie Raccoons & Killer Bunnies



Maybe raccoons aren’t the best people after all.