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How You’d Read a Book If You Were In a Lorrie Moore Short Story

So you live in a Lorrie Moore short story. Here's what kind of reader you'd be.

My Housemate Explains THE FOUNTAINHEAD to Me

A reader who has never picked up Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead gets a crash-course in the plot from a housemate.

“By Age 35”: Bookish Edition

"By age 35, you should have at least one panic attack when you do the math and realize just how many books you're going to miss."

If the Men From The Bachelorette Were Books

Becca Kufrin begins her search for love with a fantastic batch of men on The Bachelorette. Here's what book they would be (if they read at all).

By Age 35 You Should: Bookish Edition

By age 35, you should really accept you're never getting a Hogwarts letter.

Overanalyzing Children’s Books with a 3-Year-Old

One Rioter concludes that every picture book is existential if you re-read it enough times. Research method: overanalyzing children's books like CLIFFORD'S FAMILY with the three-year-old she babysits weekly.

Unpopular Bookish Opinions

Sometimes the movie is better (don't @ us) and more unpopular bookish opinions.

The Bookish Version of Say Yes to the Dress

A reader imagines a bookish reality TV show that's a literary version of Say Yes to the Dress. The title? Look: Is This Your Book?

Queer Eye for the Classics Guy: Romantic Hero Edition

The Fab Five take on Edward, Fitzwilliam, and Heathcliff.

How Do Books Really Make Us Feel? Rioters Use Predictive Text

We took to Twitter to find out how books really makes us feel...using the predictive text feature.