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7 Ways to Read Romance Without Getting Cooties

You can read romance and avoid getting cooties from those girly, mushy books. We'll help you.

Should I Use A Bookmark? A Narrative Review

I have experimented with several types of bookmark, to little or no avail. This lack of availment has led to me to consider: should I even use a bookmark?

Cliche Reviews For When You Didn’t Read the Book

Didn't read the book? Don't worry about it! We've got you covered with these canned cliche reviews perfect for feigning expertise on any title.

Literary Characters Who Are Probably (Definitely) in Jail for Murder

We're pretty sure these characters ended up doing a murder after their stories "ended."

What Will Save Indie Bookstores Next?

You are an indie bookstore and you don’t think you are dying? Ha! Rest your pretty head and wait for whatever intervention will save indie bookstores next.

Your Definitive Guide to Categorizing Genres

Everything you've ever learned about genre? Trash it. Because we've got the one, the only, the definitive guide to categorizing genres right here.

Book-Related Startups That Could Definitely Work

A list of innovative book-related startups that could definitely capture the public's attention. Venture capitalists welcome.

13 Urgent Questions About the New E L James Book

We have less than three months to answer a whole lot of questions about the new E L James book coming in April. Here are the most urgent topics at hand.

Words Romance Novels Have Ruined for Me

When you read romance, you end up with a slew of words that are forever ruined in your brain. Because they now are inherently sexy.

Behind the Beard: Mark Twain and Other Hot Male Authors

The hot authors you didn't know you needed to see photos of right the heck now.