Books We Hope Nobody’s Checking Out
You may have seen this recent story about the United Nations library and how its most “popular” book of 2015 was entitled – wait for it – Immunity of Heads of State and State Officials for International Crimes.
Yup.
Now, only a few people checked it out BUT STILL. Pretty disturbing. So of course we here at Book Riot started thinking about other examples of books we would hope certain people would not ever ever ever check out.
**Note that these titles were all made up by us and do not exist in the world (at least, we hope not).**
Starbucks barista: How to Lose Fewer Fingers While Making Coffee
U. S. Secretary of Education: So You Wanna Teech Chilldrin How to Reed
Taxi/Uber driver: Car Insurance Fraud For Beginners
President of a major retail chain: How to Get Around Paying Your Employees Minimum Wage
Presidential candidate: How to Find (insert anywhere) on a Map
Investment advisor: How Not to Get Caught As the Ringleader of a Ponzi Scheme
Retail manager: Making Clothes Smell Brand New No Matter Where You Wore It
Dean at a university: Extracting Every Last Little Drop of Blood, Sweat, and Tears From Teaching Assistants While Paying Them Next to Nothing…For Dummies
Army officer: Marksmanship for Beginners
Head of the IRS: Idiot’s Guide to the US Tax Code
FDA employee: GMOs and You: Your Guide to Growing More
Pilot: How to Stay Awake and Alert: In the Now
Stock broker: Stocks for Dummies
Hotel manager: How To Start a Flea Circus With Bed Bugs
Doctor: Stitches In Four (Or Is It Three?) Easy Steps
