Enough Sherlock Holmes. Adapt These Detective Novels.

I’m gonna start with not one PI. Not even two PIs. No, you get a whole team of PIs! It’s set in Detroit, in the aughts, with cases that have them traveling to other states starting with Birmingham, Alabama. We have Charlie Mack who started the PI firm with Don and Gil, who she previously worked with at INS/homeland security. Rounding out the team is Judy, the office manager who quotes musicals to annoy Don and gets in on the action. The ability for mystery fans to follow clues from beginning to end is there, plus action and a team of characters with very different personalities for plenty of storylines and banter!

If the popularity of shows like Arrested Development tell us anything, it’s that people love family drama and zany characters. Enter the Spellman family, a family of PIs. That’s right: a family of PIs, and they are of the dysfunctional family variety, but not the cruel kind. Set in San Francisco and starting with the daughter in her 20s having to solve the case of her missing teen sister, this will bring in all the audiences looking for a fun time filled with dark-ish humor.

You know how the Paddington films digitally added our little adorable bear? That but a baby elephant! Seriously, imagine a PI, retired from the police force, who has inherited a baby elephant — how do I get on this inheritance list?! — racing through India to solve mysteries. Who doesn’t want that film?!

This series feels written for fans of action films, so right there we got the movie feeling. It stars an ex-marine, ex-cop who won a huge wrongful dismissal lawsuit against the police department returning to his childhood home in Mexicantown, Detroit. But he’s not going to get much peace, being that he’s working to help out in the community, and even though he turns down a case, once he finds out she’s died, he kind of has to start looking into it. We’ve already covered the action being perfect for adaptation, but the community also lends itself to making a great cast of characters and setting.

Chicago is always a great setting for films, and that’s where Cass Raines is solving crimes. Having left the police force after a frightening incident, she now works as a PI. Her friends are limited, but it does include a nun, and she manages a building, so as much as she wants to keep to herself, she can’t. Her first case is a murdered priest that hits way too close to home, having been her father figure — literally. Costume designers, start picking out coats and boots. I want to relive on the screen all these great cases Raines solves.

Okay, so technically not official PIs with business cards, seeing as one is a lepidopterist and the other a natural historian, but being that they’re hired every book to solve a mystery, it counts. Also, the pairing of Veronica and Stoker is perfect, as it’s basically a grump and a sunshine will-they-won’t-they situation. So eat your hearts out, audiences. Then toss in all the fun adventures, fantastic banter, humor, and late 1880s London society and fashion and *chef’s kiss*. If I could put Hollywood on timeout for sleeping on this one, I would!

Following the popularity of the adaptation of Enola Holmes, here’s another teen that would win audiences hearts with her sleuthing. Plus, this can be filmed the way Pushing Daisies was — including the mom who is a performing mermaid! — and people will throw their money at it. Goldie works in a Florida resort as a valet, but really she just keeps trying to out sleuth the in-house detective–there’s an in-house detective! Between her dad managing the resort, her best friend working there, and the record shop girl she’s got a crush on — and, as mentioned, a live performing mermaid mom — this has so much delightful material for a fantastic mystery film or series. Plus, there is the graphic novel series and the middle grade novel series.