Writing Is Like Sex Because…

Writers are, I guess, good at similes? Writers on Twitter in particular are particularly good at the ‘writing is like sex’ simile.

UGHHHHH NOBODY WANTS THIS.

Never stop doing either, Kate.

Not everyone can walk and chew gum at the same time.

It’s only lucrative if you’re extremely good or extremely lucky.

I’ve already read the draft of your novel, sir at the bar.

You can’t just put them any old where.

Ok that’s cheating but also that’s pretty apt.

I meeeeeean it never hurts to try.

What are your favorite ‘writing is like sex because’ entries?

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