If you’ve every been whisked off into a magical land—either through the pages of a book or in real life (lucky you)—you know the importance of a good animal companion.
Used to be that adventurers could get by with a dependable stead, but these days, the dragons are more dangerous, the woods are much more wily, and you might need a bit more than a nervous animal and a fire-extinguisher to complete your quest.
Whether the magic comes to your world or you head out to where the magic is, these are the kinds of traits that I feel you should look out for when picking a familiar:
Besides, if they can’t talk, they won’t be snarky and if they aren’t snarky, you don’t have to doubt your abilities any more than you already do, right?
Communicative: Except, if a cat (or any other animal) can actually talk, it is in your best interest to garner the animal’s trust! (Unless it’s the Cheshire Cat. You approach that one with caution.) Talking cats tend to be incredibly knowledgable about the world you are unfamiliar with. It’s also very likely that they have something on that arch nemesis of yours. So, be very, very respectful and the cat may just return the favour.
Fair Warning: sometimes the cats that talk may actually be demons in the form of cats, but if Sabriel can use that to her advantage, well, you could give it a go too. You may be faced with a wall of snark, but at the end of the day, talking cats want whatever non-talking cats want too—food, shelter, warmth, scratches behind the ears—most of which are things you value too, yes? Wouldn’t hurt to share.
Low-Maintenance: Okay, so maybe you don’t want a real animal at all? Too much work and/or stress for you? Well, do as Sophronia from Etiquette & Espionage does and unofficially adopt a mechanical dog. Since it isn’t a real one, cleaning up its poop won’t be a smelly chore, it can cause a distraction for you without much risk of being killed, and it can probably store items that you don’t want be caught with on your person. Low-maintenance and invaluable!
Loves Travel: Maybe you don’t choose the familiar. Maybe the familiar chooses you. With any luck it has some not-so-hidden powers. Transportation, in particular, would be a highly desirable ability in one’s animal companion. Ms. Marvel’s giant bulldog Lockjaw, for example, can teleport. Very handy. Especially when flying on a hippogriff isn’t the most ideal option. (Am I the only one scared of hippogriffs? I’d take thestrals any day.) All you have to do is not freak out when you first meet your familiar. It’s really very rude. As Kamala says, “[W]hen you decide not to be afraid, you can find friends in super unexpected places.”
A rat can ride on your shoulder, in your coat pocket, in your lunch box—portability is one of its super powers!
Cuddly: Noble steads are so passé. Cuddly steads, like the one that is attached to Princess Pinecone, disarm with sheer adorableness. Who could possible think mean thoughts–let alone do mean things–while looking at those large shiny eyes? (If you answered my rhetorical question with a “Welllll …” you haven’t looked at that pony for long enough, okay?)
So, what traits would you value in a familiar? Let me know in the comments! And good luck in your questing! 🙂