Mordor Fun Run Shirt: Obviously one does not simply walk into Mordor, but if you’re going to run, why not try to set a PR? Maybe raise some money for the local Y?
Book Bento Box: Bento lunch boxes are all the rage, even if you’re not in Japan. And why not carry your lunch disguised as a book? Especially if you don’t want anyone to steal your chocolate pudding.
Harry Potter PJ Gift Set: Would wear 100%.
Keyboard Waffle Iron: Change your breakfast game with a waffle iron that every writer (or reader) can love. (Also, a great way to work out your aggression in the face of writer’s block).
Just My Type Mug: Obviously if you’re making keyboard-shaped waffles, you’re going to need a typewriter mug for your morning coffee. It’s practically the law.