O Hugh Jackman! O Wolverine! An Ode in Haiku

My love Wolverine
I cannot express my love
Not in clumsy prose

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It’s not the actor
For he has played many parts
Oh hai Hugh Jackman

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The role Wolverine
Specifically, it’s what
Makes him win at life

Your rippling muscles
Your adamantium claws
Take off your shirt please

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Can anyone think
Of a better Wolverine?
You are the hottest

Your awesome swagger
Your sideburns that just won’t quit
Shirt should be off now

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You have fooled me
Into thinking Wolverine
Will live forever

You have looked the same
For a freakishly long time
Only new eye bags

Your tight black leather
Your strange kind of square brown hair
Please take off your shirt?

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Oh my Hugh Jackman
What horror might have happened
If I did not know

You have given me
The deepest insight into
Wolverine’s hotness

Your bulging biceps
Your dreamy posterior
TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT NOW

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(Thank you.)

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