Giveaway: Stories You’d Rather Pretend Never Happened

let's pretend this never happened paperback coverJenny Lawson (whom you likely know as The Bloggess) has made a career of confessing her most embarrassing moments and weirdest childhood stories to the internet. In this giveaway sponsored by her memoir Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, it’s your turn!

Three finalists will receive signed bookplate copies of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, and one lucky winner selected by Book Riot readers will get $50 to the book retailer of their choice.

The deets:

  1. Submit your story, 800 words maximum, using the form below by 11:59pm Eastern, Monday, March 18.
  2. Book Riot editors will read all entries and post 3 selected finalists on Thursday, March 21.
  3. Readers will vote by click the Facebook “like” button on the finalists posted on Book Riot. The entry with the most likes by 11:59pm March 27 will win.



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