Whether you think Marie Kondo’s methods are the best or the worst, there’s no denying that with the adaptation of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up on Netflix we’ve been treated to some of the funniest and most thought-provoking tweets about the show, about the host, and about what it means to spark joy.
The year is 2035. Marie Kondo holds up the condemned man to the crowd. “Does this man spark joy?” The crowd jeers, “No he does not!” She nods silently and throws him into the pit.
— In these difficult times, (@babadookspinoza) January 13, 2019
I saw Goody Kondo naked in the woods last night and she was singing to a black goat as she burned all your favorite novels against your will!
— molly tanzer (lv 38 dankromancer) (@molly_the_tanz) January 10, 2019
let’s be honest, the Marie Kondo method also applies to people in your life “do they spark joy? any emotion at all? mostly heartburn? then back into the giant mix n mingle you go”
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 14, 2019
I want to write some Marie Kondo-inspired fanfic where it's just me smacking xenophobic/culturally insensitive/racist critics in the back of the head with unwanted books, which transfers so much joy into said books, they're lovingly re-homed instantly.
— Samira Ahmed (is on deadline & shouldn't be here) (@sam_aye_ahm) January 14, 2019
I can't wait to read the first dystopian YA novel that takes place in the frozen husk of an America ravaged by the Marie Kondo Book Wars.
— waitwait (@waitwait) January 15, 2019
Is this what Marie Kondo meant by only keeping books that "spark joy"? pic.twitter.com/XuSYtvbJz5
— Jamie Ford (@JamieFord) January 14, 2019
Life goal: to be the Marie Kondo of my own Google Calendar
— April Underwood (@aunder) January 15, 2019
Marie Kondo: Only keep what’s sparks joy
Me: 👌🏻 pic.twitter.com/aRgtQK33HO
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) January 15, 2019
woke up thinking how badly we need a marie kondo and queer eye crossover episode and how perfect it would be
— mariana (@oosvinyl) January 13, 2019
— Kate Siegel (@k8siegel) January 14, 2019
I hope 2019 is the year a bunch of women in hetero marriages apply the Marie Kondo method to the marriage.
— Kristen Hanley Cardozo #COLA4ALL/#CopsOffCampus (@KHandozo) January 13, 2019
— Dami Lee (@dami_lee) January 11, 2019
Alright toys, time to step up your A-game.
— Fizzington Womack 🦁☃️ (@FizWomack) January 10, 2019
Marie Kondo your social media. If a user doesn't spark joy, whisper "thank you" over their profile page and block them immediately
— Eve Forster ❄️👩🏼🔬🧠 (@EveForster) January 10, 2019
I am not and will NEVER be over the CHEEKS on Marie Kondo's baby, they are life-changing pic.twitter.com/KwpAQflhsm
— Alanna Bennett (@AlannaBennett) January 8, 2019
— Tormentarosamexicano (@Tormentarosamex) January 8, 2019
— Maritza Moulite (@MaritzaMoulite) January 1, 2019