Unf*ck Your Habitat: You’re Better than Your Mess

This book is based on the popular website and Tumblr by the same name which introduces us to a housekeeping and organizational system for real people: people with jobs, kids, roommates, mental illness, and any combination thereof. This book will not tell you to talk to your belongings or to iron your sheets. It offers a realistic system of attainable goals to take your living space from an anxiety-inducing mess to someplace that brings you comfort and satisfaction. No more marathon cleaning, but instead some simple lifestyle changes to improve your home. You’re better than your mess.

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