Is it just me, or is the sudden wave of not-quite-memoirs by actors of South Asian descent weighing down your TBR pile? Granted, there have been a lot of celebrity confessionals in recent years. Everyone from Lena Dunham to Tina Fey has done a book (or three) of essays, and we can expect upcoming insights from Gabourey Sidibe, Anna Kendrick, and Amy Schumer — whose book reportedly fetched $8 to 10 million — soon enough.
But with the brown folks in Hollywood, it’s almost like their Desi parents said, “Yeah, sure, you’re on TV and all. But my friends won’t think my kid’s a success until you have a book out, too.” (Trust me, I feel their pain. You are never good enough.) And so what do they do? Essays, of course. We rounded ’em up with a few universal truths brown folks hold to be self-evident.
Why Not Me? by Mindy Kaling
Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari
Parks And Recreation star Ansari — who has a Netflix original series, Master of None, debuting in November — is expectedly angsty and self-deprecating in this book of dating advice for generation Tinder. But sadly, Ansari seems just as lost as the rest of us. He just has a funnier story to tell at the end of that date from hell. Case in point, his take on the perils of online dating while famous: “As a public figure, I have never considered doing any online dating. I always figured there was a chance someone who was a stalker type would use it as an opportunity to kidnap and murder me… Maybe my stalker (probably an Indian dude) sees my profile and thinks, Oh, here’s that comedian guy on OkCupid. FINALLY, I have a way to reach out to him and slowly plot his murder. He sends me a message pretending to be a woman. I see the profile. ‘She’ likes tacos and Game of Thrones. I’m very excited.”
Yes, My Accent Is Real by Kunal Nayyar
And for good measure, here’s a brown celebrity confessional we’d like to see, STAT.
Geeks, Girls and X-Files Underoos by Kumail Nanjiani
Stand-up comic Nanjiani — best known as Dinesh on Silicon Valley — has a lot to say, as evidenced by the video game and X-Files themed podcasts he runs with his writer-producer wife Emily Gordon. But his stand-up hits closer to home, whether you call it his native Pakistan, or stateside, in LA or in Iowa, where he went to school. He’d have plenty to expound on. Case in point? Bonding with his now-wife’s parents at the hospital while she was in a coma, an experience he and Gordon are immortalizing in script form. “I hung out with her parents while she was in a coma for eight days! That’s when I told my parents, ‘Hey! Good news/bad news. Actually, for you guys, bad news/good news? I dunno, anyway: I’m in love with a white girl and she’s in a coma. I don’t know how you’re going to take either of those.'” I mean, how could you not want to read that?