This post originally appeared on Panels, which is now Book Riot Comics
- You’ve never seen a pull-list as long as mine.
- Does your back story involve interstellar travel? Cuz you look like you fell from heaven.
- You must be related to the Flash, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- If I was Catwoman, the first thing I would steal is your heart.
- If you were mine, I’d keep you in mint condition.
- Did you just survive a tangle with Johnny Storm? Cuz you’re super hot.
- I better call Professor X. He’s obviously missing one of the good guys.
- I heard Daredevil went blind after looking at you for too long.
- Oh yeah, I have to keep my comics in a long box.
- I bet your origin story is extraterrestrial, because that butt is out of this world.
- Why don’t you come home with me and check out my Batman sheets?
- I am Groot.
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