Daggers “R” Us: The Internet Browser Histories of Literary Characters

chrome3Winnie-the-Pooh: ‘honey’ ‘honey recipes’ ‘how to treat bee stings’ ‘how to get a honey pot off your head’ ‘does Build-a-Bear deliver’

Willy Wonka: ‘how do you get chocolate out of velvet’ ‘patent applications’ ‘oompa loompa temp agency’ ‘howard hughes fan club’

Miss Havisham: ‘bridal registry’ ‘Ikea’ ‘wedding dresses’ ‘how to pick the best caterer’ ‘guest books’ ‘cake toppers’ ‘Ikea return policy’ ‘how long will an unrefrigerated cake last’

Owen Meany: ‘BASEBALL CARDS’ ‘HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS’ ‘BABY JESUS COSTUME RENTALS’ ‘PROPER WAY TO CLEAN A STUFFED ARMADILLO’ ‘INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER LAWS IN NEW HAMPSHIRE’

Jay Gatsby: ‘me’  ‘me’  ‘me’  ‘me’  ‘me’  ‘me’  ‘me’  ‘me’  ‘me’

Werther: ‘Lotte Twitter account’ ‘Lotte Facebook account’ ‘Lotte Pinterest account’ ‘Lotte Instagram account’ ‘Lotte Tumblr’ ‘Lotte Snapchat’

Boo Radley: ‘how to tell if you are an introvert’ ‘good places to hide gum’ ‘symptoms of agoraphobia’

Professor Moriarty: ‘insurance coverage for criminal masterminds’ ‘blind German mechanics’ ‘IQ of Sherlock Holmes’ ‘which evil literary genius are you’ ‘helen mirren naked’

Sam-I-Am: ‘house rentals’ ‘where can I buy a mouse’ ‘boxes’ ‘fox rentals’ ‘rent-a-car’ ‘train schedule’ ‘weather forecast’ ‘solar eclipse schedule’ ‘goat rentals’ ‘how do I charter a boat’ ‘symptoms of salmonella poisoning’

Fagin: ‘child labor laws in london’ ‘pickpocketing for dummies’

Lady Macbeth: ‘Daggers”R”Us’ ‘stain removers’ ’causes of somnambulism’

Hodor: ‘hodor’ ‘hodor’ ‘hodor’ ‘hodor’ ‘hodor’ hodor’ ‘hodor’

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