The black-and-white tells you I’m a serious reader of literature.
Hm. I’m not sure about this new Franzen novel. Seems overdone.
I put on these glasses so people think I’m reading something serious; this is really my fourth time through FIFTY SHADES OF BEIGE.
Is it just me or do Dan Brown novels seem to get longer and longer and longer?
Huh. That guy I dated finally published his chapbook. Utterly juvenile, self-obsessed presentation.
Ok, I’m just going to read enough of GONE GIRL so people stop harassing me about it at parties.
Well this is a monocle-popper of a New York Times review section this week, I tell you.
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO BOOK
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