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Bookish Babies Are the Best Babies

Babies are cute, and I know they smell good (when they aren’t throwing up or pooping). They’re soft and they’re precious, and I’m sure it’s fun to play-argue over whether they look just like you or your partner. Love it, love them, love you.

BUT, you can make babies do pretty much anything because they don’t know better, and because they sleep a lot (hence all of the sleeping babies in the fabulous poses below). Next time your little nugget is blissfully sleeping, why not entertain yourself by playing a little dress up? Better yet, those of us who don’t have babies (and therefore still have energy) can now actually have fun while caring for friends’ and family members’ children if asked. Anyone need a babysitter?

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In case they produce some mediocre report cards, at least they have this to look back on…

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Seriously, make her clean up her own mess…

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I could think of a list of books that would be funnier to put under a sleeping infant; I bet you can too…

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I’m enjoying the glasses over the hair. This is what I do after a long day when my glasses are feeling a little too tight; he’s an early learner, this one…

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Would it be weird to keep the tail on this little bookworm always?

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Until she wakes up and starts screaming (for no apparent reason and will not stop no matter what you try)…

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