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5 Questionable Coloring Books for Grown-Ups

I search for a lot of very different types of books on Amazon because of my job. Odd things pop up in my recommendations now and then, and sometimes I click on them out of curiosity. I did just that the other day, when The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas popped up on my screen. The cover wasn’t overly alarming (no more than the average Georgia O’Keefe painting), and I was not quite prepared for what I found when I got there. After a few moments of both shock and amusement, I got brave and checked out the similar titles that were listed below, in the “Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought…” section. Here are a few of the highlights, along with their descriptions as seen on Amazon:

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Two veterans of offbeat Internet humor hilariously combine the mindless fun of children’s coloring books with the mind-numbing realities of modern adult life

With over 200 comedy videos and 72 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, “Hipster Olympics” racked up nearly three million hits and quickly attained worldwide cult status, which led to opportunities to create original content for Comedy Central, MTV, College Humor, Jest.com, the Huffington Post and Slate. Now, the duo put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork resembles that of a children’s activity book, while actually offering an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood. Coloring for Grown-Ups includes more than 50 fun activities, such as:
* 6 Steps for Compromising Your Integrity and Goals!
* “Hipster or Homeless?”
* Color the Potential Terrorists!
* Draw the person you thought you’d grow up to be before you abandoned all your hopes and dreams!

Darkly humorous–and fun for any occasion –Coloring for Grown-Ups is the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age.

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The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas: Vaginas are a fingerprint. Captured in this coloring book along with fun puzzles and games is the uniqueness of the vagina beautifully illustrated. From the compact smooth vagina to a coiffed vagina with full lips. Some are pierced, some are tattooed, some are soft spoken and some are in your face! Illustrate these beautiful vaginas with your imagination and show your love for what makes your world go round! This adult coloring book is great as a gift, birthday, wedding, whatever! And can be given to either a man or a woman. Color it up with your honey!

The Big Coloring Book of Cocks The cock as a symbol represents strength, fertility, virility and finds its way into architecture with the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Coit Tower, Roman pillars and columns, into psychology with Freud, into literature with phallic metaphors in Shakespeare’s plays, in art with Mapplethorpe’s flower photography, ancient sculptures and magical talismans, in anthropology with rituals of phallic adoration such as the maypole. Big Book Alt Press is proud to represent the phallus be it capped, cut, pierced, tattooed, crooked, or bulbous! Color up your praise of the great phallus with the Big Coloring Book of Cocks!! Included in the book is a connect the dots, word search, and an “all about my cock” section.

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The Big Coloring Book of Sex Positions 

Let’s do it… Sex is just funny; It’s hot and heavy and fun and joyous. Sex curls our toes, sparks our imagination, delightfully stimulates a multitude of sensations, makes us have funny faces, makes us docile and makes us crazy. We’re motivated by it, curious about it, obsessed with it and hungry for it. Not all of us talk about it, but it’s everywhere. Sex inspires creativity in art and literature, you can hear it in music or even in someone’s voice. So let’s do it for science, let’s do it for love, let’s do it for fun, do it cause we’re here, cause we’re curious, cause it makes us happy, brings us joy, brings us close, drives us with heat, sweat, breath, hunter, hunted, lover, loved, a culmination and a radiant collapse. Color how much you love sex with The Big Coloring Book of Sex Positions! What color you choose for the afterglow is totally up to you.

Color My Boobs!: A Titillating Coloring Book For Adults

A fun, interactive gift book for adult, this coloring book is filled with every variety of alluring, healthy, happy female pulchritude: big, bigger, buxom, cantaloupes, torpedos, milk jugs, side boob, underboob, and much more. Showcasing the work of two talented artists, these line drawings also feature character boobs: a showgirl, pirate, cheerleader, goddess, hot teacher and much more.