Four NYT Bestseller-type authors are at a surprise party. The surprise? A long-lost brother, of course! How would each of George R.R. Martin, Stephen King, Philippa Gregory, and Jodi Picoult respond? Since this is a dilemma that comes up ever so often, handily there is now a flowchart for that. Here’s how to tell which author you are speaking with when you present him or her with his or her long-lost brother. (Hint: it doesn’t go super well for Brother R.R. Martin.)
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